Friday, January 14, 2005
Clown Show
If you're lucky enough to be in the Coronation Parade in DC, they have some rules including "a warning not to look directly at Bush while passing the presidential reviewing stand, not to look to either side and not to make any sudden movements." That has to be one of the dumbest things the Boy King and his posse have thought up. Imagine this, you're from East Jesus, South Dakota and your high school marching band is going by the President of the United States, you absolutely will look at him. Unless, since the SS is apparently planning to treat eye contact as a threat and so shoot everyone who does so, you have to clamber over the pile of dead band members from the marching bands in front of you in the parade.
Wait! I'll bet I know why they have that rule. Now that Boy George has his mandate and no longer has to listen to anyone, I'll bet he wants to watch the parade naked. And the rest of the United States Government in an attempt to shield the virgin eyes of a generation of American Youth brought up with Abstinence Only sex education have decreed that no one can look at him. You know I'm right.
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