Monday, February 06, 2006
What Is Our "Strategy For Victory"?
What is this "Strategy For Victory" that our Fearful Leader keeps talking about? Because watching the news and reading the paper and, of course, reading you, internets, I get the impression that our strategy is to drive up and down the roads of Iraq looking for IEDs. Why, you ask, are the IEDs there? That would be because the US Army and Marines keep driving up and down the roads, so the insurgents put them there.
Perhaps the "Strategy For Victory" is to drive up and down the roads of Iraq until the insurgents have used up all the explosives they looted from the Iraqi Army's ammo dumps that were left unguarded for months after Blitz to Baghdad. Then the Army and Marines will be able to drive around and not get blown to pieces. Victory!